PSA: Stingy Men Association

This is a public service announcement from the most honourable congregation of men, the stingy men association.

First thing first, we find it pertinent to differentiate between the association of poor fellows and the stingy men association.
As a wise philosopher once said, “if you no get money, hide your face.”
If your stinginess is forced out of lack or poverty (even of the mind), then kindly refrain from blaming us for your actions.

It is true, we have broke men in our ranks. But have you asked them why they are broke?
When you spend all your waking hour sending “urgent 2k” to people, paying transport fare and “subbing” for people, when won’t you eventually be broke?

It is to prevent the further “brokeness” of gentlemen across the federation, that is why the stingy men association was set up.
When we say “I will see what I can do”, it is to earn a breathing space, so we can rationally evaluate your request, and see if that “urgent 2k” is truly worth it. Or even urgent.

If men told you what percentage of their monthly income eventually goes into urgent 2k, you will be shocked. Urgent 2ks sent out daily around the country are actually bigger than some other country’s economy.

So far so good, we are proud of what our members have been able to achieve. Some of us have already been able to save enough to build houses and buy private jets.
Just from less than a week of membership.

Members of the stingy men association are actually happy and proud to take care of their family and loved ones. It is even in our bylaws. Anyone caught contravening this is automatically expelled from the association and loses all benefits.
If you have any complaint related to this, kindly contact our secretariat. We will see what we can do.

We are proud to say that men from other countries are already contacting us about setting up chapters.
Apparently, the “urgent 2k” pandemic is a global phenomenon.

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