When in 2006, African China released the song Mr President, the perspective then was that Nigeria was so bad, it would take a “miracle” to get any worse.
Can you kill rats?
Will you serve the biggest of national interest of all time?
Will you help your nation, Nigeria the great, annihilate the rats overrunning the President’s office?
Welcome back Sir, I hope you know we missed you?
Mr President Sir, How Was Your Trip?
Mr President, how are you?
Yes, I know you are fine, but what exactly is wrong?
No, don’t tell me nothing is wrong cos you have been M.I.A for a while too long now. Once again, how are you?