Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
– Mark Twain

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
– A. Whitney Brown

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
– Harold Rome

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
– Esther Forbes

Authentic faith is more caught than taught.

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