MARD Talk – 02 October 2018

Every take-off is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
– Agatha Christie

I’ve noticed that the one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.
– Dave Barry

The word “trousers” is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.